Homily

Foooooood

Homily — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:27:15 +0000

My favourite chew toy!

Homily — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:24:48 +0000

I love this bone, it tastes like chocolate! Nom nom nom, its tasty. It has lots of chew marks on it now!

Cuddles!

Zoe Corkhill — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:42:35 +0000

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Time to Paw Jive Baby!

Homily — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:36:57 +0000

I saw this on Let’s Dance for Sport Relief…

…And had to try it myself!

What do you think!?

Timelapse

Homily — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:04:38 +0000

Some videos showing what Blossom & I got up to while we were left on our own at home. She’s gone back to Ruth’s now so I’ve got the house and the humans back to myself. Yay.

I’m not the only one who wants to stay in bed this morning!

Zoe Corkhill — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:12:09 +0000

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Words I Know

Homily — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:45:36 +0000

I watched this Horizon TV program a few days ago all about the secret life of dogs, and I was very impressed by the dog that understands over 340 of your human words. I know 13. This blog is (obviously) written by translations of my thoughts – you didn’t think I actually type all this did you?

Anyway, here are my 13 words:

Up – Stand up on my back legs like humans do. Stay standing up till I get a treat.
Down – Get off things, like laps, or sofas, or beds.
In – Go to my bed, or rug, or cage, or my favourite back of sofa place.
Out – If I’m inside, it means run to the back door then go outside in the nasty cold garden to go to the loo. If I’m already outside it means go to the loo already.
Roll-over – what it sounds like. I do it till I get fuss/a treat. It’s harder than it looks.
Jump-up – Get up on the sofa, or the bed, or a lap.
Sit – Plonk my bum on the ground. I get this and Lie-down confused though.
Lie-down – Plonk my belly on the ground. I get this and Sit confused though.
Hoover – EAT THE FOOD THEY DROPPED!!!!!! OMG SO EXCITING!!!!!!
Walkies – YAY! Run to the front door and get my lead put on, it’s time to go out for a WALK!!
Bad-dog – I don’t like this one, it means I was naughty and they’re upset. Not good.
Good-girl – Happy times, I’ve been good. Sometimes I get a treat or a fuss when they say this one.
Stay – Don’t go anywhere.

I thought the scientists were a bit stupid though. They had to do tests to prove that dogs and humans understand each other, and know when they’re upset and stuff? I already knew that, and loads of other people did too. Idiots.

Christmas

Homily — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:48:25 +0000

Doggie Stocking Goodness, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

It rocked. Blossom came to stay which was kind of annoying cos she ate some of my share of the Christmas dinner. But we got loads of treats and I’m still eating my way through them! If I had it my way I would have scoffed them all on Christmas morning but they said I’d be ill. SO WHAT?! It would have been worth it.. it’s FOOOOOD!!!!

My new role in life

Homily — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:27:03 +0000

So, this is what I have been reduced to. A stand for the ps3 controller. Oh well, at least I can sleep while I work!

Queen of the Sofa

Homily — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:48:40 +0000

Queen of the Sofa, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

This is my new favourite place to sleep. I get to snore into Mum & Dad’s ears and be next to the radiator. They laugh at me for climbing up here all the time & say I am like a cat, but it is a perfectly doggy thing to do, I think! And they must think it’s ok really, because I have cushions up here now, and everything.

It is hard to eat up here though, I’ve tried. Bones tend to slide down the cushions when you’re gnawing on them.

There is a good view, too. Good for food spotting.