Or I’m a bad Dog? Nahhh!

Apparently it’s not ok when I chew all things plastic. But what else am I to do when Mummy and Daddy are working, I need to find entertainment for myself and chewing stuff often has the bonus of leading to food. It’s their stupid fault if they leave lunch boxes and things around. This is what mummy thinks. How am I to know if I’m allowed plastic things when they let me eat out of some of them!

On a side note, I decided to watch charmed today (I turned the TV on and everything). I liked it but Mummy turned it off when I got home.

Homily on the Wii Fit, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

I did my exercise on Wednesday, like a good doggie!

Hompom in the Hole, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

Once upon a time, I fell into a hole Dave’s grandchildren dug.

Mummy & Daddy laughed and took pictures.

Ok, they kinda put me in the hole in order to laugh and take pictures. I didn’t fall in at all.

They did help me out though.

The end.

Homily hiding, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

Mum & Dad were moving round big pieces of furniture last night so I hid under here instead!!

Hompom shaved!, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

I was taken somewhere the other day & they prodded & poked & drugged me and did all sorts of tests. It will help the breed – I have a sort of epilepsy & they’re trying to find out what causes it.

But.. but.. they SHAVED my TUMMY. and the back of my next and a bit of my front leg.

I’M COLD.

Homily hiding, originally uploaded by Zoe Corkhill.

Mum & Dad were moving round big pieces of furniture last night so I hid under here instead!!

homily:

Mum & Dad decided to decorate the house, so I’ve been helping! Mostly by staying out of the way and going to snooze on the bed instead. But by Sunday lunchtime I was fed up of being ignored so I went and watched them paint instead. They put me in a box because I kept running around and stepping in paint!

Oh wow oh wow oh wow they gave me ROAST BEEF. And what they call veggytubbles, yumyumyum!!

They said something about no dinner later though.