This is how I get my breakfast, in this ball thing. Apparantley I’m too greedy so I’m not allowed to get my breakfast in a bowl like most dogs. Cos then I’d gobble it all up in two seconds and sometimes that makes me choke.
Yea, not good. Plus, this ball thing is fun! Toys are only worth playing with if there is food involved, or if they taste good. Then I chew them to bits, like Mummy’s toothbrush.

